“Siiiiiii—-eeeeed / Why you gotta make these people die-eee / Since when are you a secret agent spy-eee / Making all the pretty women cry-eee, Siiiii-eeeed!”

“If I slipped and hit my head my love would still remain the same / In a minute I’ll be dead from aneurysms in my head / Now it’s plain to see, Oh! won’t you be, my COOOOOOOOOONSTAAANT.”

“WAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLTTTTTT!!!!!!!!”

“Locke seems to know when the storm’s gonna halt / But he gets all his secrets from Taller Ghost Walt.”

“I once was found, but now I’m lost, and all my friends are dead.”

“No matter how hard you try, the island won’t let you die!!!! No sir!”

“CRASH on to a land with a random band of friends demanding answers for the crazy things we’ve seen / But we’ll be fine a pregnant woman, two Koreans, failed musician / Fugitive, a heavy-weight, a former cripple on a mission / Brother, sister, southern grifter, torturer and dooooooooggggg!!”